One Thing I Learned Today
Me Big Funny Ha-Ha
Well, I'm leaving Scotland tomorrow morning, and I've learned that no matter how coincidental my timing, I am always a hair off-target as far as seeing various Worcesterites en route. I missed Liam, and now I will miss James. Jimbo (bet no one's ever called you that, eh?), have a safe and smooth journey, and above all enjoy NY. I'll see y'all back home. In the meantime, I'm off to buy a pair of hedgetrimmers so I can cut every single daffodil from the University campus when the sun sets. That'll teach that bastard gardener once and for all. We all need our legacies.

Court, my favorite flavour of ice-cream is death by chocolate. Please use this information.